you are right!
A rabbi was asked to adjudicate a case. The first man presented his argument, and the rabbi, after hearing his evidence, said to him, "You are right!"
Then the second man presented his argument and the rabbi, after hearing his evidence, said, "You are right!"
At this point, the rabbi's wife turned to her husband and asked, "How can both of these men be right?"
The rabbi thought for a moment and then said, "Darling, you are right!"