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 The perfect wife

Nasrudin was talking to a friend, who asked him:

“Have you never considered getting married, Mullah?”

“I have,” replied Nasrudin. “In my youth, I resolved to find the perfect woman. I crossed the desert and reached Damascus, and I met a lovely, very spiritual woman, but she knew nothing of the world. I continued my journey and went to Isfahan; there I met a woman who knew both the spiritual and the material world, but she was not pretty. Then I decided to go to Cairo, where I dined in the house of a beautiful woman, who was both religious and a connoisseur of material reality.”

“Why didn’t you marry her, then?”

“Alas, my friend, she was looking for the perfect man.”