A Good Church

A man was looking for a good church to attend and he happened to enter one in which the congregation and the preacher were reading from their prayer book.  They were saying, "We have left undone those things which we ought to have done, and we have done those things which we ought not to have done."

The man dropped into a seat and sighed with relief as he said to himself, "Thank goodness, I've found my crowd at last.”